A wife to kill cockroaches

Tonight, we had dinner at PoPo's place. Karen and Andrew had been staying at her place these past nights and were coming home with us tonight. We all bustled into the 7-seater and Andrew was the last one to get in the passenger seat. He got in and quickly jumped out again saying "Ho wut dut ah (Really Gross!) When he came back in, he said that he saw a cockroach trying to crawl in.... We were all discussing how gross it really would be if a cockroach was in the car with us and what could we possibly do. Kelvin was saying that he could kill it if we all kept calm. Jerry said he would get a wife to help! That cracked us all up. He and his future wife would each use a weapon against the cockroach, one with a cane and another with a sweeper. His wife would also be one who will teach him things, play with him and do everything with him. In written form, it may not seem so funny, you had to be there. But, seriously, it was hilarious. It's comforting that he has set such tangible goals for his future! haha.